: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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