She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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