Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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