I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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