Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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