His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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