Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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