this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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