I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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