who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
its liver damage thursday
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Randomize
