idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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