What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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