I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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