something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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