apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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