she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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