8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Dicks are not precious.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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