Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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