Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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