This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
‎"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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