In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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