haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
