So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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