We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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