We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
should my penis look like a turkey
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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