I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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