what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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