He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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