ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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