STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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