is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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