Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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