What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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