My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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