what if every blade of grass was a penis?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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