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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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