Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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