There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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