mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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