HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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