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Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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