Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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