It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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