You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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