and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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