Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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