Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just want to make out with him forever
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I love you.
Bad choice
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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