i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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