If that was your dad, he is hot
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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