You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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