hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
it glows. i had to have it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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