Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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