I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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