You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Still dying that you shit outside
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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