Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just found puke in my bra..
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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