all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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