you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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