Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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