My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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